Bibs’ Super Secret Newsletter Sign-Up Page

You weren’t supposed to find this [unless of course you clicked our direct link to this exact page].

Legend tells of a mystical corner of the internet… hidden behind a labyrinth of poorly spelled search terms, obscure coffee memes, and an abandoned AeroPress tutorial from 2013.

Few make it this far.
Fewer still are brave enough to scroll.

But here you are — chosen one, bearer of taste, discoverer of things unsaid.
Welcome to the inner circle. The roast elite. The inbox illuminati.

Perks await: early access, exclusive deals, coffee updates we definitely don’t post publicly, and the occasional unhinged thought from behind the roaster.

All that’s left to do?
Enter your email. Seal your fate. Pretend you just joined something way more important.